NOXXXY: Is this ethical
NOXXXY: and do I have to be up here?
PORRIDGE: Yes and yes, sorry NoxXxy.

PORRIDGE: You signed the waiver saying we could run tests on you if you ever got poisoned.
PORRIDGE: You WROTE the waiver.
PORRIDGE QUOTING LETTER WRITTEN IN L33T: "[...]and I MUST be strapped to the operating table. Like legit. No exceptions."
PORRIDGE: You practically begged me to say I'd do it

PORRIDGE: See?
NOXXXY: Oh.
NOXXXY: yeah
NOXXXY: I would say that, huh.

BUBBLEGUM: Hey, you really need to come see this. It's about the grey feather! They're like... bigger! "Breaking windows in Tailville big!
PORRIDGE: What? Seriously?! Why didn't you say so?!

PORRIDGE: What the- they're sticking together...?
BUBBLEGUM: It gets crazier, if these posts are true...

BUBBLEGUM: Apparently some people were CURED!?!

PORRIDGE: ...Bubblegun, call the field team.
NEON CAT (@COOLBEANS_7)'S SOCIAL MEDIA POST: Sry its dark but omg this lil Kitty just stopped me from going grey?? im safe BTW
@MIMIDRAWS'S SOCIAL MEDIA POST: Glad ur ok!!!! 😭 So like you got hit!? what happ

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